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Every night before bed I put my hand under the bed so my dog can lick it

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Now, I actually like the dark more than the light.

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I jokingly asked while looking through the window "Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"

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I picked up my wife from the hospital and we were driving back home when I accidentally hit a woman in the middle of the road.

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I loved her and I wanted to stay next to her forever.

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A girl on her menstrual period wakes up to put in her tampon.

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Your home has another door.

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"What did you do with my kids?" She said in a furious tone with a hint of disappointment.

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I’ve never believed in karma, or the idea that the universe has a way of punishing you for your sins.

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As my girlfriend of five years sat me down at our favourite restaurant I wondered if perhaps she was proposing

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Every night before bed I put my hand under the bed so my dog can lick it	4
Now, I actually like the dark more than the light.	4
I jokingly asked while looking through the window "Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"	4
I picked up my wife from the hospital and we were driving back home when I accidentally hit a woman in the middle of the road.	4
I loved her and I wanted to stay next to her forever.	4
A girl on her menstrual period wakes up to put in her tampon.	4
Your home has another door.	4
"What did you do with my kids?" She said in a furious tone with a hint of disappointment.	4
I’ve never believed in karma, or the idea that the universe has a way of punishing you for your sins.	4
As my girlfriend of five years sat me down at our favourite restaurant I wondered if perhaps she was proposing	4